Privacy

Last updated 20 September 2026. This site is run by Wish I Could Software (WICS).

Right now this site does one thing: it takes an email address so we can tell you when posting opens. This page describes exactly what that involves. It will be replaced with a fuller notice before the site itself launches.

What we store

That is the complete list. No tracking cookies, no analytics scripts, no advertising identifiers, and no third-party scripts of any kind on this page.

Why we are allowed to store it

Because you consented, and only for as long as you keep consenting. We confirm every signup by email before adding you to the list, so an address typed in by someone else never gets mail from us.

Who else sees it

Three suppliers process it on our behalf, and none of them may use it for anything else:

We do not sell your address, share it for advertising, or pass it to anyone else. If that ever changes, it will not change retroactively for addresses collected under this notice.

How long we keep it

Until you unsubscribe or ask us to delete it. If you unsubscribe, we keep the address on a do-not-email list so that we cannot accidentally mail you again — if you would rather it were erased outright, ask and we will erase it. Consent records are kept for two years after the subscription ends, because they are the proof that we were allowed to email you.

What you can ask us to do

If you are in the UK or the EU you also have the right to complain to your data protection authority.

Contact

Email privacy@middlefinger.ai and a person will answer.

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